How do you play The Penis Game?

THE PENIS GAME:
The FREE, downloadable party game of intense giggling

How to Play 

For parties of 2-8
Object of the game: To have the last laugh!

• One player is selected as the Reader.
  
• The Reader reads aloud a Challenge Card.
  
• Everyone tries not to laugh, giggle, or chortle. Snickering not allowed!
  
• Once someone laughs, the round is ended.
  
• Scores are tallied: If the Reader laughs first, they accumulate two points; if a non-Reader laughs, it's one point. In case of a tie, everyone under dispute gets the penalty.
  
• For the next round, someone else takes a turn as the Reader.
  
• After 24 cards, or whenever it stops being funny to hear famous speeches peppered with penis jokes, points are tallied.
  
• Lowest score wins! For once, it pays not to have a sense of humor.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is The Penis Game intended for adult audiences only?
Well, depends on how you feel about the word penis. That's as dirty as it gets around here. We kicked around some alternatives, such as nutsack (should I not have used "kick" in that context?), but penis was just funniest, dang it. Try it and you'll see what we mean. But, if you're a weenie, you could substitute a less objectionable but still hilarity-inducing word. Good luck finding one.

Where do I find the Challenge Cards?
They are available individually on the site under the label "Challenge Cards." They will also be made available as downloadable PDFs in packs of 24.